Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]
Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before